Day 36

hello bitches! so guess what?

i got 3 A's 4 B's and 2 C's. 

setimpal la ngan usaha super last minute aku. hahahahaa. who cares. but i fucked up my Geo paper. sedeh juak la because sik sangka kan aku dapat C for geo. :( nyesal aku nanis-nanis buat paper ya oi! dahla time ya baruk break ngan ex aku kan, dahya aku mala terfikir-fikir gik.tapi,benda dah lalu. apa boleh buat. keep it shut jak la. hahahaha. janji ada A! :)

lamak-lamak tok,otak aku makin bertega eh. sikda cita aku maok rant or so whatever kinek. so, maybe next time.

love u till i die bitches,
xx

Day 35

agak2 lamak juak dah aku sik update blog. dalam masa yang sama juak, aku esok tunggu result aku. esok kuar result spm. and im very lah nervous. :)

i cant talk much due to the nervoustism. haha. goodbye!

Day 34

hello bloggers.

okay,marek pun post macam kecik gilak. and mesti torang rasa cam, wtfuck? gus boh update blog jak. hahaha.
marek birthday amal. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMAL IKHWAN. :)

kamekorang plan buat suprise party untuk nya bah. so everything goes well. amal nangis apa suma. haha.


oh,tentang zac tok. im glad im with him. i mean dengan kawan kedirik. tauk gine ati budi masing-masing bah kan. so,macam sik la gago gilak maok tauk sapa kawan and so on because GENG KEDIRIK. ahahahahaha!

seriously,lawak lalu bah. -.- nang lawak. sik penah di plan apa suma pun benda tok. and sekali tengok. nya gerek aku nektok. sies lawak. and banyak orang sik cayak apa suma. hahaha.

but i started to love him more than a friends. :)


can i laugh some more?

AKU ASA MACAM BULAK. OI BULAK BAH TOK. HAHAHAHAHA! BENA KA AKU GEREK NGAN BFF AKU KEDIRIK?!

Day 33

dear bloggy,

i know its to soon for me to tell u this. but yeah. im taken. by my own very closed fren.
nizar. hahahahahaa.

OKAY.
his sweet,nice,cute*puji grk kdrik*,and my own fren.
rasa cam selamat ngn him pa suma. hahahahahaa.

still fresh ba mekorg.ok.bai

Day 31

 Big HELLO to my followers! *big clap*

mulai hari tok,aku sik akan pake short form gik. if possible lah okay. and aku akan cuba untuk menggunakan bahasa ibunda kita. bahasa bapakanda pun aku cuba pake lah.aritok,post aku simple jak. aku cuma mok cerita sikit2 sal kesah aku beberapa ari tok. aku sik akan rant tentang apa2 hal aritok. just cerita idup aku jak ok. (:

so,beberapa hari yang lepas,12.3.2011,birthday si jaja. so nya bawak aku dan rakan2 yang lain pergi ke rumah nya. to celebrate this girl party. jaja! LEGAL LA RASA KAU TEK DAH MASOK 18! hahaha. :D
so i bought her some estee lauder eye shadow and some blouse to be sure.

maybe this year, im gonna celebrate my birthday kat rumah jak lah. since last year aku sik sambut dengan family, yet aku dekat KL time ya, jadi aku rasa taun tok aku sambut ke umah jak la. and most importantly dekat miri okay. (:

anddddd rumors. tauk sik nektok kawan aku mala gosip aku dengan kawan aku sekok tok. and sidak sampe kaco aku time kawan aku tok anta aku balit. aku sies malu tauk sik. cuma ALLAH jak tauk betapa malu nya aku time ya. hahaha.

&& tsunami attack jepon. sian doremon dak sin chan pa suma. :(
lets #prayforjapan *asa2 twitter la aku tek*

so,ya jak cerita aku. pada masa akan datang aku akan ranting or comment tentang benda aku rasa aku layak untuk berkata. 

bye.

Day 30

hip hip hooray! hip hip hooray! my num 30th post! and guess what, now i have about 16th followers including myself. tet. -..- 

p/s: DONT U DARE TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS OR ELSE. IM GONNA CHOPPED U AND KILL U TONIGHT.. ALIVEEEEEE. MUAHAHAHAHAHAA *okay,that was totally over dramatic.*

u know, this morning i enjoyed blog-walking and i pass through hanis zulikha ka zulaikha blog.
well,she's a good writer. how i wish one day later i can turn out to be the most "fascinating,exciting,wonderting,romanticting,talenting and ketingting ah ting writer."

that will be one word ,which is 

AWESOME!

WARNING: Sekiranya anda merupakan seorang yang tidak dapat menerima jenaka, di persilakan untuk keluar dari blog ini sebelum anda menangis kerana terasa.Tisu tidak akan di provide kan. Maka segala risiko adalah di tangan anda sendiri.

kita kan orang sarawak,kenak mok agongkan bahasa org lua? siiik. aku sik anok. kadang2 mok juak blog kta jadi termasyur kerana bahasa kita yang unik tok kan? aku paham. kta pelu respect reader kta so kta terpaksa pake bahasa 

•  BI. rasa terer bi..*kcik sora madah* 

Pembaca A:EXCUSE ME HAFIZHA,KO PAKE KDRIK KO ANOK ORANG LAIN?CONTENG ARANG KAT MUKA KDRIK!
Pembaca B:AOK LAH! *tikam kasut,batu,tiang,piala thomas,piala fifa ciplak*
hafizha: sorry sorry! aku mtk maap! sik anok gk sik anok gk! *lari betapok blkg tiang*

• bahasa kiut.*anggok palak*

1. kamek-tamek *ohkay..tamek.......*
2. kenak-kenax * all i can is smile smile smileeeee*
3. ngee *what the hell? imagine urself in real life saying ngee when ur fren is talking.*

contoh: dalam dunia msg selalu berlaku kejadian tok.

Friend 1: haffy, u look so cute today!
Haffy: ngeeeeeeeee. thanks. ^^

and now, try it when orang ya cakap berhadapan dengan ko. will u say "ngee"? ko akan nampak mcm org bodo. sies. dont u ever try to do it in real life's. people will slap u. guarantee! 100%. mun sidak sik nampa ko,sik pa. ko g umah aku. i will help them to do it for u. (:

     4.ngaaaa.*ala-ala terkejut*
     5.teeheee*rasaa riang*
     6.dan sebagainya!

• bahasa semenanjung MALAYSIAAAA.

Pembaca A: HAFIZHA,kau tok mmg mok kenak ko tok. look at urself?! KO PAKE JUAK BAHASA YA OK! KENAK KO MOK ANOK AKU PAKE BAHASA TOK?!
Hafizha: hello there pembaca A! aku.... bukan anok ko. *suara lembut enak berlemak ala2 peanut butter*
aku sik akan berani ckp sal tok mun aku kdrik sik pake bahasa tok  juak. well, aku pake bahasa BI and bahasa Semenanjung Malaysia dalam blog aku. Bahasa "KIUT" ya aku mmg sik pake la ok. hahahaha. :D
Pembaca A: hafizha, ure awesome. All hail hafizha! COME ON EVERYONE. FOLLOW ME.

ALL HAIL HAFIZHA!

okay guys. 

cut it. im over it. u CANT BLAME ME for being over-reacted in my own bloggers because in real life i didnt get a change to do so. well, i do. it just im such a lazy ass type of person. LOL. 

im sorry if this post kinda offense all of u guys but dear dont take it personally as me myself is doing the same thing too. 

to be the most well-known writer like JK ROWLING & u know, HAFIZHA.... 

Pembaca A: ENOUGH WITH THE SO NOT FUNNY JOKE HAFIZHA! *tikam keropok leko mak cik julia kat palak aku*

*cough* okay back. to be one of the good writer,kta msti master suma language if possible. no, sik la aku soh torang blaja ckp spain or KOREA. cuma just my point of view jak la. 

im not famous or well known bcos aku sik besarkan caawangan blog aku. untuk memperbesarkan cawangan blog,aku harus mempraktikkan bahasa BI and bahasa Semenanjong so org phm apa aku try sampe kan.

so far joke aku cuma la di fahami org oleh sarawak. u rock SARAWAK PEOPLE. (:

to all of u nok berjaya dh pake bahasa Bi,bahasa Sarawak and also bahasa Semenanjong sinun, congrats! 

im not surprised if one day later u will be known as a famous writer just like cik Hanis ya. (:

oh how sweet am i. *perasan*

i better take a rest one two min before start working again .

till we meet again. 

bye pretty people.

one last message. 

NO BAHASA KIUT PLEASE. AMEX TIK TUKA. tik tool itax takap tamya*KAMEK SIK SUKA,SIK COOL KTK CAKAP MCM YA*

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tutup tabe

Day 29

tauk sik, aku rasa2 mcm mok delete jak enrty aku before tok. cos malu gilak aku baca. my god. so childish la time ya.
today i would like to talk bout myself. so hit the X button if ure not interested. Stop wasting ure time to anok me and so on. get a life biatch. *lebih2 aiii*

and so, after since the broke up,he replaced me with someone new within 2 months bla bla bla, im here today is actually still waiting for the right one to come to me. its kinda not fair when the one who is actually hurt me badly and actually dh in love with someone *sobs sobs*. so fast? i know. who cares lah. past is past. i have no feelings toward him again btw. just a lil bit missing missing and sayang. not love lah. it just some of the memories make me miss him. but shud be fine in 3 4 months to go. hooray!

dont look at it as a bad side. well here. i actually dh buat beberapa to-do-list when i have a boyfriend! HAHAHAHAHAHA.
best ok!!!!!!!!!

let me represent you my to-do-list when i finally had a new boyfriend.

• i would like to bring him to arcade to play games with me. all sorts of game. 
• eat ice-cream together hahahahaa
• go to taman awam to play at the playground. -.-
• go to esplande/marina/tanjong to watch sunrise & sunset! *isnt that cool and awesomeee?!*
• introduce them with my fren and ask him to join me and my friend jalan2. (:
• webcaming with me when we're dying to see each other
• bake him a cake! :D
• cook for him! hahaha
• buy him a dolly :D
• ask him to buy me flower. *BOO*
• bring me to candle light dinner for two? *another boo*
• sing together *LOL.pengaruh GLEE hahahaha*
• raya together? hahahaa

okay. enough. i have no idea. in the mean time thats in my to-do-list. this time i will not looking or searching for it. i will ask them to look and search for me. :D
HAHAHAHA.
its hard to be ugly u knw? bcos once ure ugly like me people wouldn't care and noticed u.
sobs sobs. ):


DEAR MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND, ONE DAY LATER I WILL ASK U TO READ THIS. I LOVE YOU FUTURE BOYFRIEND! HAHAHAHA.

how bout some big smilee! 

:)

love yous bitches