Sunday, March 6, 2011

Day 30

hip hip hooray! hip hip hooray! my num 30th post! and guess what, now i have about 16th followers including myself. tet. -..- 

p/s: DONT U DARE TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS OR ELSE. IM GONNA CHOPPED U AND KILL U TONIGHT.. ALIVEEEEEE. MUAHAHAHAHAHAA *okay,that was totally over dramatic.*

u know, this morning i enjoyed blog-walking and i pass through hanis zulikha ka zulaikha blog.
well,she's a good writer. how i wish one day later i can turn out to be the most "fascinating,exciting,wonderting,romanticting,talenting and ketingting ah ting writer."

that will be one word ,which is 
AWESOME!

WARNING: Sekiranya anda merupakan seorang yang tidak dapat menerima jenaka, di persilakan untuk keluar dari blog ini sebelum anda menangis kerana terasa.Tisu tidak akan di provide kan. Maka segala risiko adalah di tangan anda sendiri.

kita kan orang sarawak,kenak mok agongkan bahasa org lua? siiik. aku sik anok. kadang2 mok juak blog kta jadi termasyur kerana bahasa kita yang unik tok kan? aku paham. kta pelu respect reader kta so kta terpaksa pake bahasa 

  •  BI. rasa terer bi..*kcik sora madah* 
Pembaca A:EXCUSE ME HAFIZHA,KO PAKE KDRIK KO ANOK ORANG LAIN?CONTENG ARANG KAT MUKA KDRIK!
Pembaca B:AOK LAH! *tikam kasut,batu,tiang,piala thomas,piala fifa ciplak*
hafizha: sorry sorry! aku mtk maap! sik anok gk sik anok gk! *lari betapok blkg tiang*
  • bahasa kiut.*anggok palak*
  1. kamek-tamek *ohkay..tamek.......*
  2. kenak-kenax * all i can is smile smile smileeeee*
  3. ngee *what the hell? imagine urself in real life saying ngee when ur fren is talking.*
contoh: dalam dunia msg selalu berlaku kejadian tok.

Friend 1: haffy, u look so cute today!
Haffy: ngeeeeeeeee. thanks. ^^

and now, try it when orang ya cakap berhadapan dengan ko. will u say "ngee"? ko akan nampak mcm org bodo. sies. dont u ever try to do it in real life's. people will slap u. guarantee! 100%. mun sidak sik nampa ko,sik pa. ko g umah aku. i will help them to do it for u. (:

     4.ngaaaa.*ala-ala terkejut*
     5.teeheee*rasaa riang*
     6.dan sebagainya!

  • bahasa semenanjung MALAYSIAAAA.
Pembaca A: HAFIZHA,kau tok mmg mok kenak ko tok. look at urself?! KO PAKE JUAK BAHASA YA OK! KENAK KO MOK ANOK AKU PAKE BAHASA TOK?!
Hafizha: hello there pembaca A! aku.... bukan anok ko. *suara lembut enak berlemak ala2 peanut butter*
aku sik akan berani ckp sal tok mun aku kdrik sik pake bahasa tok  juak. well, aku pake bahasa BI and bahasa Semenanjung Malaysia dalam blog aku. Bahasa "KIUT" ya aku mmg sik pake la ok. hahahaha. :D
Pembaca A: hafizha, ure awesome. All hail hafizha! COME ON EVERYONE. FOLLOW ME.

ALL HAIL HAFIZHA!

okay guys. 
cut it. im over it. u CANT BLAME ME for being over-reacted in my own bloggers because in real life i didnt get a change to do so. well, i do. it just im such a lazy ass type of person. LOL. 

im sorry if this post kinda offense all of u guys but dear dont take it personally as me myself is doing the same thing too. 
to be the most well-known writer like JK ROWLING & u know, HAFIZHA.... 

Pembaca A: ENOUGH WITH THE SO NOT FUNNY JOKE HAFIZHA! *tikam keropok leko mak cik julia kat palak aku*

*cough* okay back. to be one of the good writer,kta msti master suma language if possible. no, sik la aku soh torang blaja ckp spain or KOREA. cuma just my point of view jak la. 
im not famous or well known bcos aku sik besarkan caawangan blog aku. untuk memperbesarkan cawangan blog,aku harus mempraktikkan bahasa BI and bahasa Semenanjong so org phm apa aku try sampe kan.

so far joke aku cuma la di fahami org oleh sarawak. u rock SARAWAK PEOPLE. (:

to all of u nok berjaya dh pake bahasa Bi,bahasa Sarawak and also bahasa Semenanjong sinun, congrats! 
im not surprised if one day later u will be known as a famous writer just like cik Hanis ya. (:
oh how sweet am i. *perasan*
i better take a rest one two min before start working again .
till we meet again. 
bye pretty people.

one last message. 

NO BAHASA KIUT PLEASE. AMEX TIK TUKA. tik tool itax takap tamya*KAMEK SIK SUKA,SIK COOL KTK CAKAP MCM YA*

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tutup tabe


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